9 ways to keep your Mary Jane on the Down Low. Smell proof cannabis lifestyle tips. How to smoke without the smell
It’s a tale as old as time, trying to get high to relax only to feel more paranoid that others are judging you. Isn’t it the worse when you hop onto the metro and realize you’ “that guy” and your bag of premium flower you picked up last night is filling the car with an undeniable smell of beautiful bud. For a lot of us, that smell is divinity but there is a group of grumps that get extremely offended by the smell. Unfortunately there are still many prejudices held against cannabis smokers and it can interfere with your life. While marijuana reform may take many years to change, there are a few things you can do now to keep you blazing in peace without anyone else knowing.I came up with nine special ways to keep your loud on the down low.
1. Smell Proof Bud Bags
Lets get direct and start straight with how we are keeping our buds contained in the first place. If you are using a regular old cheap ziplock you know it does literally nothing to keep in the smell. Luckily the guys over at SMOKE-BOX have you covered. They have created these amazing double sealed carbon bags. Each holds exactly an once so you know how much you are rolling with when you step out.
2. The Neutralizer
The neutralizer is an amazing new machine that is nothing like you have ever used before. This little guy uses powerful terpene technology to actually cancel out the smells of cannabis in the air. Just set him in a corner and let him do his job. You’ll immediately notice a difference in the air quality. This is a perfect tool for anyone looking to stay friendly with their neighbors. You can also buy smaller models. There is even one for your car!
3. Peel Citrus
If if you find yourself in a bind and there is nothing much you can do. Look for a piece of citrus laying around or grab one from the corner store. Peeling the citrus will disperse the essential oils trapped in the fruit and it’s natural flavor will start cleansing the air.
4. Smoke from a Wax Pen
I will tell you one of the biggest revelations in my life was when I got this powerful magic wand called the “Nimbus 9000.” I just load it up with concentrates like wax or hash and puff clouds all day. Concentrates don’t contain the same identifiable smell as burning flowers and isn’t as strong. With vapor cigs being so popular no one can really tell you are getting lit. I am smoking one at my desk in a corporate building as a write this article!
5. Smell Proof Carbon Travel Bags
There are three of these life saving bags in three perfect sizes. The one you see me holding is the passport. In there I keep my grinder, my bud, my papers, wax, pen and any other tools I use that I want to keep secure and smell proof. It is triple layered with a layer of active carbon to absorb any odors before they sneak out. It is also double sealed so nothing gets loose! The little brother called “The Pocket” fits right in your jeans. “The Kit” is a large version that can hold pipes and larger quantities of anything that may get a little skunky.
6. XIAOMI Air Purifier
This is amazing machine from China can change your life. It filters impurities, including those caused by smoke, from your air. It senses the air and works automatically so you can rest assured you are always being taken care of. You can set personal settings and control the device through an app on your phone. If you are someone who smokes frequently or a house full of smokers, this big guy is for you.
7. The SMOKE-BOX
The SMOKE-BOX ONE is a must for all parents or smokers who want to keep others hands out of their stash. This all-in-one wonder contains everything you need to enjoy the perfect puff every time. The beauty of this product is it all slips nicely back into a sexy black box. The bock locks securely with a key that fits in your wallet like a card. No one has to know about your secret hiding place!
This is one should be obvious but I’m going to help the poor souls out there who don’t know. Wash yourself and wash your glass! Before and after you smoke you will have residue on both yourself and whatever you used to smoke. Give your hands, your mouth and your piece a quick clean and you will greatly decrease your chances of a lingering smell! We recommend Dark Crystal Glass Cleaner and Buddies to keep your glass nice and clean!
9. Smoke Buddy
This final product is truely amazing. The Smokebuddy is a handy, and reliable, life saving air filter. Simply exhale your smoke through your easy-to-use Smokebuddy and odorless air comes out the other end. Smoke where you want, and when you want without anyone knowing the wiser. Keep second hand smoke away from friends, family, and neighbors with your Smokebuddy.